Bangla jokes SMS-1.

Jail officer:Jail khaner vitore jara ase tara sobay durdanto chalak,tome control korte parbe ta?
Chakuri parthi: parbona mane? Beshi tere bere korle gar dore jail theke ber kore dibo.

Bangla jokes SMS-2.

Nate: Nana, 2mer boyos koto?
Nana: kure bsor.
Nate: bolo ki? Matro 20 bosor?
Nana: er beshi je ami gunte pare na.

Bangla jokes SMS-3.

Gonak: apne komse kom 100 bosor bachben,
Man: jodi na bache?
Gonak: ta hole ase amer 2 gale 2 ta char marben.

Bangla jokes SMS-4.

Chakuridata:ai job ar jonno amer akjon responsible lok lagbe
Chakute parthi:ami say lok jake apne khujsen.
Chakuridata: keno?
Chakuriparthi:ager chakurite kharap kusu gotle e Boss bolto ami er jonno responsible.

Bangla jokes SMS-5.

Sota bon: vi, ma bolsen tume koyta mas doreso bolte?
Boro vi: make gia bol, porer masta dorte parle 1 ta hobe.

Bangla jokes SMS-6.

Roge: Dakter sab,amake kukure kamrayse.
Doctor: apne janen na je amar roge dekhar somoy 4-8 ta.
Roge: ami ta jane,kintu oi hotochora kukur ta ar ota jane na.

Bangla jokes SMS-7.

Same: 2me ki vebeso ami gadha?
Wife: ate vabavabir ta kisu dekse na!

Bangla jokes SMS-8.

Wife: 2mer bondhu jake bia korte jasse sei meea ta akta dajjal, take baron koro.
Hus: keno baron korbo? Se ki amer somoy baron korsilo?

Bangla jokes SMS-9.

Matal: kire tor abba koy?
Boy: ki dorker?
Matal: ai talgasta chayte ailam, ata dia akta hater lathi banabo.
Boy: ai gasta abba mesowak korar jonno rekhe diease.

Bangla jokes SMS-10.

Ist friend: kire! Ai samanna agate akdom kahil! ak soptaho dore akber o gorer bahire jassis na je?
2nd friend: na, mane, je trak ta amake dakka dieasilo seter gaea lekha silo aber dekha hobe.

Bangla funny SMS-11.

Paglagarode ek pagoler oparetion hobe. Doctor, nurse shobai prostut. Kintu pagolta ekhono prostut hoy ni. Karon she ekhon amar sms-ta porte besto.

Bangla funny SMS-12.

ki shundor chokhgulo tomar. Ki mishti konthho tomar. Ki shundor chehara tomar. Khoda tomake emoni baniechhen je mone hoy- sheora gachh theke bujhi kono petni neme eshechhe.

Bangla funny SMS-13.

Eta ekta jadu. Tomar mobile er down key char bar chapo, tumi Aishwaria Rai ke tomar mobile dekhte pabe. Hay khoda ajo manush toke bekub banay?

Bangla funny SMS-14.

Taragulor shothhik shongkha gune ber koro, tomar mongol hobe. ************ ************** Kire bekub pathha? Dine- dupure tare gunchhish kenore?

Bangla funny SMS-15.

Jodi amar ekta camera thakto, ami tomar hashi, tomar smriti, tomar protiti muhurter chhobi tultam. Ar rakhtam...... amar............. rannaghore. Indurder bhoy dekhate.

Bangla funny SMS-16.

Ekta banorer tinta bachcha achhe. 1st ta khela korchhe, 2nd ta kola khachchhe ar 3rd ta holo she, je ei sms porchhe. Kire bandor kemon asot?

Bangla funny SMS-17.

Ore kharaper roshogolla, paper borfi, beimanir laddu, haramir chamcham, bodmayeshir payesh, dhokabazir shorbot, miththa kothar roshomalai- tumi na jaaa mishti!

Bangla funny SMS-18.

Allah beheshter janala khule amake dekhe jiggesh korlen, ajker dine tomar chahida ki? Ami bollam, he khoda doya kore shei shundor manushtar ichchha puron korun je amar sms ta porchhe.

Bangla funny SMS-19.

Jol pore- Pata nore, Moha GOBET SMS pore. Ore BEKUB rego-na, mobile chure felo-na. Ei SMS porbe Joto, Buddhi hobe Gorur moto.

Bangla funny SMS-20.

20 ta bosor dhore mon diea pora suna kore,
R parchina guru, sai j patsala theke suru.
Parar joto chele chilo, sobar ghore bou elo.
Ma bole mon dia por, somoy hole tui o badhbi ghor.
O re ar parchina guru, sai j patsala theke suru.
Obosese mayer doa puron holo, ghore amar futfute bou elo.
Ful sojja rate, ak Gusso ful hate,
Bou k sudhai, amar jibone tumie prothom,
tomar jibone ami ki tai? bou hese bole,
R parchina guru sei j patsala theke suru!