FUNNY SMS

 Your SMS-1

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

 SMS-2.

When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory..
I don't remember, what I chose.


 SMS-3.

I thought of suicide,
Went to railway tracks but
Got ur sms and after reading
I thought to be alive, u inspired me because
If a useless person like u is alive, why should i die


 SMS-4.

Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Don t like 2 read, Or if my msgs disturb u.

Then plz don t hesitate, Feel free to THROW UR MOBILE OUT !!


 SMS-5.

SMOKE every day plz! SMOKE means S=Send M=Me O=One K=Kool SMS E=Every day! So feel free 2 SMOKE more


 SMS-6.

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?

 SMS-7.

It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

 SMS-8.

Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!

 SMS-9.

5 points that prove you are a normal student

1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2:Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA
3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line
4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends
5:on each point you smile because it’s true.

 SMS-10.

When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you….
Why shoul d only i suffer!!! ha ha ha

 SMS-11.

Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.

 SMS-13.