Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)


Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat

50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!


Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!


Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!



I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!


Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.


Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.


You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar


Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch

off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.


             Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
             Mouse
             BIRD
             Monkey
             haila...! U 2


hi want to talk to u now ...
can u call me
plz..... nothing special but need 2 speak 2 u
i want 2 hear your voice..... just 2 hear whether
i can hr=ear d dogs cry again.........


Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own


Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN ,Plzzz tell them ur age.....!!

I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!
You have only 2 eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now tellme asali Ravan kaun?

A man can kiss his wife goodbye.A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass! so the world needs YOU after all!



I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.



The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?